So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

You can return to bed but you sleep past your next alarm for 2 hours!

I wish my toes weren't so cold.

Granted, but your hands are.

I wish Dylan would sleep in his own bed one night.. lol

Dylan sleeps in his own bed but you are restless and can't sleep :( I wish all my favorite foods didn't have carbs.

Your favorite foods are now vegetables, which makes you less fun at parties. :( 

I wish my cramps weren't so bad.

Granted, but they last forever and ever as mild annoyance cramps

I wish it wasnt so hot outside

It's now the perfect temperature all the time, but you are always wearing a heavy hoodie that you can't take off.

I wish I could not go to work and make more money than i do now lol

Granted, but people annoy you all the time for money.

I wish it would only ever rain when I'm sleeping.

Granted, but there is a hole in your roof.

I wish it was fall again.

Granted, but it's so cold, it snows in October.

I wish it was still double points month.

Granted, but you can only enter 10 shows a day.

I want Thai food for dinner. :B

Granted but it's perpetually not spicy enough

I wish I had perfect eyebrows all the time

Granted. You now have perfect eyebrows all the time, but from now on, you will have an intermittent facial twitch that pulls on your upper lip.

I wish it was the end of June so this contract negotiation would be over! 

Granted, but the next one's worse/longer.

I wish Vegas would win the cup this year.

Granted, but it's just a tea-cup.

I wish someone would pay for my schooling tuitions.

Granted, but they were too late and now there's interest to pay.

I wish I could stay home today and chill.

granted but the power goes out and your now bored.

I wish groceries would shop themselves.

Granted, but you always get a bunch of things you don't like.

I wish my old iPod Touch would magically transform itself into a brand new mp3 player that doesn't require iTunes and has all my music on it already.

Granted! But you can only listen to one song a day.

I wish I could go on an all expenses paid vacation!

Granted, but the vacation only lasts 3 days. 

I wish I had a winning Powerball Lottery ticket! 

Granted , but they released your name and someone robbed you of your winnings. 

I wish my 23&me results would come back.