So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but they gave you someone else's results.

I wish I didn't love ice cream so much.

Granted, but now you love chocolate too much.

I wish I could memorize my textbooks just by reading through them once.

Granted, but come to find out, the exams are all based on the lectures, not the books.

I wish I could eat all the things.

Granted, but you turn into a goat.

I wish I had more patience to take care of my dad as he gets older.

Granted, but now you also need to care for your mother.

I wish all my body aches would just magically vanish and never return.

Granted, but now you feel tired all the time no matter how much you sleep. 

I wish there were more properties available to rent in my target area. 

Granted but none of them are pet friendly.

I wish I didn't love video games so much.

Granted, but you discover a new love/obsession with Butterflies instead. 

I wish tomorrow goes by quickly and without incident! :)

Granted! But you slept the whole day away.

I wish summer was over.

granted, but now it'll be -20* f and snowing for two years straight.

I wish losing weight was as easy as gaining. 

Granted, but you can never lose more than 5 lbs.

I wish I wasn't hungry when I shouldn't be xD

Granted, but now you've forever lost your appetite for all your favorite foods. D:

I wish the humidity would leave so we could just have the hot. :P

Granted, but with the hot come the BUGS!!!

I wish it was Tuesday so that this contract nightmare would be over! :)

Granted, but now you have contract nightmares once weekly.

I wish my wrists never got tired from massaging.

Granted, but now your back hurts instead.

I wish that my car will work Forever!!!

Granted but it will never ever turn off ever again.

I wish that my migraine would go away.

Granted, but now your foot hurts really badly!

I wish I had the motivation to make graphics again.

Granted but your tablet breaks forever.

I want to find a really good documentary series to binge watch

Granted, but you binge watch it for a week straight and nothing can distract you. 

I wish I had more days off to get organized....

Granted, but you lose all motivation

I wish I could meet Brendon Urie