So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, you meet A Brendon Urie, but not the one you originally intended to meet. :)

I wish that tomorrow will be better than Today was! 

Granted, but all of next week will suck.

I wish my neck would un-stiffen on the right side and go back to normal.

Granted, but now your left hamstring is super tight instead. 

I wish that I can get off work on time (at 1 PM) for once this month, and that traffic cooperates, so I can make it to an appointment to sign my new lease by 3:30 PM tomorrow!

Granted, but the realtor is stuck in traffic that you so magically avoided.

I wish for a vacation by the sea.

Granted, but every day it's stormy.

I wish for a hybrid bike-desk-chair thing so I can HP and burn calories xD

granted.. but its constantly shocking you xD

I wish i could sleep like a normal human being

Granted, but you're still grumpy at work xD

I wish my massage was today instead of Wednesday.

Granted, but your late to your appointment and have to reschedule lol

I wish i had finland summers :X

Granted, but you get way more rainy days than I do xD

I wish I was already in Montreal.

Granted, but its HOT AS HECK :P

I wish my laundry was able to put itself away

Granted, but it's a huge mess and you can never find your favorite shirt again.

I wish chicken wings were a type of healthy food.

Granted, but only in really nasty flavours

I wish going downtown tomorrow wouldn't be so face-melting hot!

Granted but instead it will be so cold your facial muscles will be frozen in place for a solid week.

I wish my fly whisk would get here before I go to the barn tomorrow.

Granted, but it's now August 28th, ironically. xD

I wish my metabolism was a whole lot faster...

Granted, but now you're never hungry.

I wish I could afford a horse.

Granted but it's a rocking horse.

I want to be able to do amazing manipulations

Granted but now you live in a cardboard box.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but you have to deep clean your entire apartment.

I wish my colleagues wouldn't get sick so easily.

Granted, but instead everyone you see in public will sneeze on you for the rest of your life.

I wish all of my cosmetics and toiletries would fit in my carry-on bag.

Granted, but now your seat doesn't have enough leg room. 

I wish summer was at least 2 months longer.