So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it's three days old.

I want a date night with my husband.

Granted, but you have to communicate entirely in grunts and gestures.

I want it to not be crazy hot and humid tomorrow.

Granted, but it's a white-out blizzard instead.

I want to live in a video game.

Granted, but the music and sound effects are super annoying and can't be muted.

I want to visit my aunt's house.

Granted, but she sleeps the whole time and you're bored.

I wish I had a private jet with unlimited free fuel.

Granted, but no one has figured out how to fly it yet.

I wish I had a live-in chef to cook for me.

Granted, but they only make the foods they like and never ask for your input.

I wish I could be debit free and move away.

Granted, but you always end up living somewhere with upstairs neighbors whose footsteps sound like bowling balls being dropped.

I want the next Game of Thrones book to be finished. :B

Granted, but you die before you get to read it (sorry!)

I wish I never had to shave my legs. :P

Granted, but your arm hair grows spikey :P

I wish I could watch this baseball game in peace without people in the room talking...

granted, but then the players go on strike and walk off the field.

I wish I didn't have a headache anymore

Granted, but you have a sore throat after that instead.

I wish that after I groomed my dog's their hair didn't grow back to a full coat

Granted, but it's because your dog goes bald

I wish I could train even faster on hp

Granted, but you never have time to chat anymore.

I wish my lips weren't chapped.

Granted, but now your throat is always dry instead.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but it snows 10 feet instead.

I wish it was dinner time!

granted, but the food is burnt to a crisp

I wish my vacation started tomorrow. 

Granted, but it got cut short so you only get 1 day.

I wish I had a pet squirrel.

granted, but he's a jerk.

I wish I lived in the Caribbean

Granted, but the weather has changed and now it's cold and rainy all the time.

I wish my son could talk.