So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

granted, but it snows anyway.

I wish my kid wouldn't ever have a cold again.

granted, but now it's the stomach flu. o.o

I wish I had a Jeep

Granted, but it has 4 flat tires!

I wish pigs could fly!

Granted, but now they're like giant birds that poop on everything! CHAOS!

I wish I had a spa weekend starting today. But no. :(

Granted, but it ends up costing 3x what you were planning

I wish I had more vacation weeks. 

Granted, but you can only spend them visiting your least favorite destination.

I wish I had some chocolate.

I'll give it to you, but it's spicy chocolate.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

((I... actually would love that lol))

Granted, but when you take it to meet your family they call the cops. /kesha reference

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but you sleep for the next 6 months.

I wish there weren't three spiders living in my living room window.

Granted, but now they live in your bedroom window.

I wish it would rain here.

Granted, but it literally rains cats and dogs.

I wish my husband would get a raise at work.

Granted, but now he has to pay more taxes.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted, but it's a toy horse.

I wish I weighed less.

Granted, but now you're not as healthy.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of regular coffee.

Granted, but it makes you sick when you drink it.

I wish it was colder outside.

Granted, but now it's so cold an ice age starts.

I wish I had a time turner.

im gunna wing it cause i dont know what a time turner is

granted! but it turns so much it destroys your whole life xD

i wish i had bubble bath that smelled like the beach

Granted, but once you get out of the bath, you smell bad xD

I wish I had my own home with my own gym.

Granted. It's a barbie home with a gym, but it's all yours!

I wish I could go back to bed.

Granted, but you get no pillow or blankets.

I want a latte.