So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

granted, but now he won't go to sleep at night because he has so much to say!

I wish I had alllll the books

Granted but the writing is invisible in them all.

I wish I had a 3.5 ton horsebox for my pony

Granted, but the horse box has failed its MOT ;)

I wish I had lots of competition ponies!

granted, but none are fully trained yet.

I wish i was more awake this morning. x.x

Granted! You will never sleep again.

I wish I liked coffee.

Granted, but now you hate your all-time favorite drink.

I wish I had a better resistance to unhealthier food xD

Granted, your resistance went up by 0.0000001%

I wish I had more money (hp and real life haha)

Lol jaya xD Granted, but now you have even more bills to pay.

I wish people would be nicer to each other.

Granted but they all died

I wish I could see in the dark

Granted, but sudden lights are blinding (similar to night vision goggles).

I wish I could sleep in more often.

Granted, you now never need to wake up for any reason.

I wish I wouldn't gain anymore weight.

Granted, but you never lose any either.

I wish I could work from home.

Granted, but you can't leave your home anymore for any reason.

I wish I lived in a better neighborhood.

Granted, but the drive to get anywhere is at least 30 minutes each direction.

I wish it were autumn.

Granted, but it will last approximately 30 seconds - did you catch it in time?

I wish I could talk to animals

Granted, but they never take you seriously and think you're weird.

I wish teleportation were a thing.

Granted, but you have a 50/50 chance of ending up where you intended.

I wish I could read minds

Granted, but people know when you're doing it.

I wish gas were free.

Granted, but now every gas station you visit is always out of fuel!

I wish I could sleep better. Lately feeling so tired.

Granted, but you MUST sleep a full 8 hours no matter what time you go to bed.

I wish I didn't have to deal with dumb coworkers :(