So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but the surplus budget not being spent on defense isn't put into anything useful.

I wish I had another ice cream sandwich.

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish cancer would go away forever.

Granted, but heart problems become more prevalent.

I wish the pre-packaged chopped coleslaw mixes had red cabbage in them.

Granted, but the pieces are so small you can barely notice them.

I wish it were friday. :(

Granted, but you have to work extra late.

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted, but it's decaf.... :(

I wish adults got summer vacations from their jobs like kids do.

Granted, but like a kid, summer vacation is not paid. Good luck.

I wish I had a pepsi

Granted, but it's flat and lukewarm.

I wish the weather this weekend would cooperate.

Granted, but your plans fall through.

I wish my shoulders weren't so sore.

Granted, but now your knees are sore.

I wish I had a new container of hand lotion at my desk. :P

Granted, but it's really greasy and doesn't absorb well.

I wish I had my own 10-step K-beauty set.

Granted but the bottles are all really tiny so you have to keep re-purchasing products.

I wish I had a nice plate of avocado toast.

Granted, but it makes you sick.

I wish I got to go to Detroit with my husband this weekend.

Granted, but it rains constantly.

I wish the weekend were more than two days long.

granted, but everyone now has to work 7 days a week.

I wish there were stars out tonight

Granted, but it's really cold out.

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.

Granted, but it's almost completely melted.

I wish it would snow on the grass but not the roads or cars.

(I loooooove melty ice cream lmfao)

Granted, but it melts and re-freezes into glare ice on everything.

I wish I knew what to eat for late dindins.

Granted, but it's never anything good.

I wish that my insurance was worth the amount we pay for it.

granted but now your income is half the amount you make now.

I wish the weekend was longer.