So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you didn't sleep well the other night.

I wish my obliques weren't so tight.

Granted, but now your hammies are :(

I wish the president of the company I work for wasn't such a nincompoop.

Granted, but now all your coworkers are super dumb.

I wish the WEG would have nice weather.

Granted, but it's nice weather for Antarctica. Sorry!

I wish my son would take his nap

Granted, but he's going to give you trouble going down for bedtime later.

I wish it were already 4:30 so I could leave work.

Granted, but you get stuck in major traffic.

I wish Tatu was home already.

Granted, but now you have to go somewhere. Like, right now.

I wish my cat would stop meowing

Granted, but now you can't stop hiccuping (see what I did there?).

I wish my femoral nerves would stop causing me pain on and off.

Granted, but now it's just a constant pain.

I wish my husband could leave work and come home already!

Granted but now you have to work and you don't get time to see him.

I wish I had a grilled cheese. 

Granted, but the cheese has no taste.

I wish breakfast was already on the table.

Granted, but it is all burnt

I wish my husband would use an alarm clock and not count on me to wake him up

Granted, but he always snoozes it too long.

I wish I had a ready batch of kimchi in the fridge.

Granted, but you never get time to have any.

I wish I didn't have to go visit my husband's relatives tonight

Granted; they come to you instead.

I wish Indian food didn't give me such nasty burps xD

granted, but it gives you stink toot toots

I wish i could eat a big fat steak right now

Granted, but it's mostly bone and fat xD

I wish I could eat all the japchae to myself.

Granted but it makes you barf.

i wish I could go to bed later and still get a good nights rest

Granted, but you feel tired again 3 hours after waking up.

I wish the exact ingredients I need to cook anything would pop into my hand at the right moment.

Granted, but only ever enough to make a half-sized portion.

I wish my office had a napping zone where I could nap on my breaks.