So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you decide to give it all to me. :P

I wish my house cleaned itself.

Granted but now all the laundry in the house is dirty!

I wish I could have a pet cheetah

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish it was the weekend.

Granted, but your kid is sick and there's no time for anything fun.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Greece leaving tonight.

Granted, but there are a bunch of long layovers so it takes you two days to get there.

I wish traffic would stop sucking on my way in to work.

Granted, everyone gets to fly to work instead, so car traffic is great!

I wish for nap time.

Granted, but it only lasts 5 minutes.

I wish I had more chicken wings.

Granted, but they're tiny and pulling the bones out to eat the meat is really obnoxious.

I wish my boss would quit moping around looking for attention.

Granted, but now your coworkers are acting like that.

I wish I had a private jet that didn't cost a thing.

Granted, but it's just a toy one.

I wish Big Bang Theory wasn't going to be on it's last season.

Granted, but you miss all the new episodes

I wish I had a house instead of an apartment

Granted, but your neighbors are all awful.

I wish peaches were in season all year round.

Granted, but they don't taste as great.

I wish I had healing powers.

Granted, but now you smell permanently like moldy cheese.

I wish the leaves would stay autumn colored longer.

Granted but the next year they all fall off at once in August.

I wish summer was as long as our MN winters. xD

Granted, but you get tornadoes D:

I wish this protein pudding package was a little bigger.

Granted, the package is bigger, but there's not anymore product in there

I wish my son would take a long nape this afternoon.

Granted, but tomorrow he won't nap at all.

I wish it would hold off raining until later tonight.

Granted, but it's really chilly.

I wish I could eat a burger right now.

Granted, but they charred it to a crisp.

I wish I was done with work already for today...