So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, because there was a fire, so you had to evacuate.

I wish I wasn't always exhausted.

Granted, but now you have so much energy that you're driving yourself and everyone else batty.

I wish it wasn't so cold out already. :(

Granted, but it won't stop raining. :(

I wish I could stop biting my cuticles/hangnails. :B

Granted, but it's because you bit too much and they came off entirely. Now there's nothing left to bite.

I wish I had a second car.

Granted, but it's a beater and can't go over 35mph.

I wish I could drink pumpkin spice lattes forever without gaining weight. :Y

granted, but every other food or drink now gives you twice as many calories

I wish I could park at work.

Granted, but someone always parks way too close to you.

I wish I had an art room all to myself.

Granted, but there's no supplies in there.

I wish I had cable

Granted, but now your TV is only a 16" screen.

I wish the construction on the parking lot at work would be done.

Granted, but they left tons of potholes unfilled.

I wish I had food right now.

Granted, but it tastes nasty.

I wish my son had made it through story time at the library!

Granted, but now he's a terror for all the rest of the week.

I wish I could stay up later and still feel rested the next morning. xD

You and me both.

Granted, but after a week it wears off and you're exhausted non-stop for the rest of your life.

I wish I had unlimited money.

Granted, but you can only spend $300 of it per day.

I wish horse shows were less expensive.

Granted, but you never place again.

I wish bugs would forever keep a 2-metre distance from me

Granted, but now mice and other non-insect pests are automatically drawn to you.

I wish the weather would stay nice and crisp and Fall-y all the time.

Granted, but you have to work 12-hour shifts and it's dark when you go to work and it's dark when you leave.

I wish I was more of an extrovert. xD

Granted, but your voice now permanently sounds like you just inhaled helium so you get weird looks.

I wish airplane travel wasn't so expensive.

omg mero. xD

Granted, but now any ground service/rentals is completely outrageous.

I wish I had a faster metabolism xD

Granted, but now your favorite foods taste bland.

I wish I had more motivation to go to the gym after work.