So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted. So mild that it's 90* o.o

I wish I could be warm without getting sleepy...

Granted, but the heat makes you insomnic.

I wish I could own a bakery

Granted, but you can only have two ovens in it.

I wish I could go on a cruise.

Granted, but the weather is super stormy.

I wish I could teleport home right now.

Granted, but the power's out when you get there.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but now it won't rain for the next two years.

I wish I worked an earlier shift tomorrow.

Granted, but it starts at 4am.

I wish I could control when the clinic phone rings.

Granted, but every call that comes through is twice as tedious.

I wish I could get a decent night's sleep this week. :/

Granted, but the rest of your nights are sleepless.

I wish I could have a foot massage.

Granted, but now your back is killing you.

i wish I could leave work early today. 

Granted, but the bus never comes to take you home.

I wish I had time for the gym today, but I didn't :(

Granted...? xD But now you don't have time to eat

I wish I had a hot fudge sundae

Granted, but the fudge is too hot to eat and it melts your ice cream.

I wish my stomach would settle down.

Granted, but now you have tremendous flatulence. :(

I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow!

Granted, but now it doesn't rain until this time next year.

I wish I could inherit a dalmatian plantation. ;P

Granted, but you discover that less than half the dogs are actual dalmatians. The rest were painted to fool you.

I wish my landlords allowed us to have pets.

Granted, but there's $500 deposit on each animal

I wish it didn't get darker in the mornings and evening as winter approaches. :(

Granted, but you have a harder time waking up in the morning.

I wish I had the power of accio xD

granted...but now you have one week to live.

I wish I always had a three day weekend.

Granted, but it always gets full of errands.

I wish I had a new wardrobe fund ready for when I reach my goal weight.