So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but they're all two seasons behind in style.

I wish I coul nap all afternoon and it wouldn't mess up my sleep schedule at night. xD

Granted, but you're still tired after the nap.

I wish it would quit raining. :(

Granted, but now there's a snowstorm.

I wish this week will go by smoothly.

Granted, but the next two weeks will suck.

I wish I had some chili cheese fries

Granted, but it's ice cold.

I wish my knees didn't get so sore from taekwon-do last night.

Granted, but now your back is instead.

I wish my hair would air dry nicely on it's own.

Granted, but it only lasts 10 minutes.

I wish this week was over already.

Granted, but we skipped saturday and so now it's sunday.

I wish food didn't have calories. xP

Granted, but it can still make people fat.

I wish we could have typical fall weather already

(that'd be awesome)

Granted, but it's for a week and BAM winter...kinda like Minnesota xD

I wish I could have a cheetah as a pet.

Granted, but it loves you too much and quite literally won't leave you alone. Ever.

I wish my house had gutters for all this stupid rain

Granted, but now you have no roof.

I wish I had a chocolate milkshake

Granted, but it melted.

I wish I had a pepsi

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish my vacation was next week instead of the week after.

granted but you're sick the entire week :(

I wish it was summer for just a couple months longer.

Granted, but now winter is just as long.

I wish I didn't have to write a report on a client...

(joke's on you, winter is already just as long lmao)

Granted, but now you have to crawl home on your hands and knees

I wisha I was more of a socialite. 

Granted, but now you never have time for alone-you-time ever.

I wish I could settle down/decide on a breed on hp and establish a good line and reputation for them/that. 

Granted but finding stock images for them is TERRIBLE

I wish my temperature was just a bit warmer :P ALWAYS COLD...!!

Granted, but now everything you touch melts.

I wish my cat was more snuggly.