So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you have to be wound up every so often by someone else for it to last for the day.

I wish to do well on this next math test.

Granted, but the one after that you flunk horribly.

I wish I could park at work like a normal person and not have to take the bus. >.>

Granted, but who says you're a normal person? So does the wish really apply?

I wish my days off work were more consistent to my availability for work.

Granted, but I assume your availability is always changing? It's a vicious cycle.

I wish all of my student loan debt would disappear.

Granted but now so did your bank account.

I wish the work day was over already. 

Granted, but now it is the work-night.

I wish we would decide whether we're going out to eat sooner rather than much later.

Okay, but it'll be your least favorite place! 

I wish I could get more sleep. 

Granted, but now you have no time for any errands.

I wish it was summer again and that I'd be on my way to Pärnu, Estonia.

Me too. *sigh*

Granted, but the weather is nasty whilst there and the vacation is not relaxing.

I wish I could return to Alaska on a cruise.

Granted, but the animals have been driven mad by a curse and you can't get off the boat!

I wish I had one more week of vacation.

Granted, but now it’s got more than a nice singe on it

i wish every weekend was a three day weekend

Granted, but now you can’t keep weight on no matter how much you eat 

 I wish I had a Norwegian fjord Horse

Granted, but it's more evil than the average pony.

I wish I could guarantee I'd never get injured while around horses or while riding them.

Granted, but you fall down the stairs on a daily basis instead.

I wish I had a sandwich right meow

Granted, but you suffer from short term memory loss.

I wish I could go to the beach.

granted, but it's 40* F out.

I wish I had a housekeeper. ;P

Granted, but they steal all your precious belongings.

I wish I had the rest of the week off.