So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but now you're always sweating hardcore.

I wish someone would come and put away my dishes.

Granted but they break half of them in the process.

I wish coffee wasn't so dang expensive. xD

Granted, but now everything you put into coffee is more expensive.

I wish I had slept a little longer.

Granted, but now you're running late to everything.

I wish housepaint didn't smell so gross.

Granted, but now your fridge reeks and you can't find the source.

I wish I didn't need to cut my nails.

Granted, but they're permanently colored a very noxious yellow-green color.

I wish my coffee mug would automatically refill itself when empty. :P

Granted, but it always overflows because it enjoys making you screech.

I wish I hadn't agreed to going to the gym today.

Granted, but somehow you got talked into going the next two weeks now.

I wish I lived in a warmer state.

Granted, but the mosquitoes are awful.

I wish the snow would quit. :P

Granted, but the bugs NEVER leave you alone.

I wish Tatu would write my report for school.

Granted, but he misspells the course name and the instructor calls you out on it.

I wish I could eat infinite bagels without getting fat. :(

Granted, but they are always expensive

I wish the jobs you want were easier to find

Granted, but they're even more demanding about your skills.

I wish there was a really good Italian restaurant in Oulu.

Granted, but the waiting list to get in is always super super long and they don't take reservations.

I wish my hair would hold a curl for more than a few hours.

(SAME!) Granted, but now you can never get it straight again.

I wish for a snack :D

Granted but it's mooshy

I wish I could teleport to the restaurant and skip getting into the cold car. xD

Granted, but when you get there, you see they're closed for a week due to urgent renovations.

I wish I could stay home and play RDR2 all day tomorrow.

Granted but the next day the game breaks.

I wish there was an extra day between Sunday and Monday. xD

Granted, but it only lasts an hour and a half.

I wish puppies potty trained themselves.

Granted, but now they know how to escape everything now too.

I wish it was summer again