So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted but now you have three times the work next week.

I wish I had some chocolate cake

Granted, but there are some raisins hiding in it.

I wish my Hogwarts letter would be in today's mail!

Granted, but it said you were rejected. D:

I wish this indigestion would go away.... Dx

Granted, but now you have a massive headache.

I wish I could have some Chinese food.

Granted, but the cooks gave you a sneeze order.

I wish the fridge wasn't so far away...

Granted, but now it has no doors.

I wish I could be decisive about what to have for dinner.

Granted, but when you finally decide, you realize you have no ingredients for.

I wish I didn't have to work such a late shift tomorrow

Granted, but now you have all the earliest shifts for the next month.

(i'd be ok with that bahaha)

I wish I had a chimichanga right meow

Granted, but they didn't fry it right.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of smoked salmon.

Granted, but it all has a slightly off flavor to it.

I wish socializing wasn't such a tiring task. xD

Granted, but now walking your dog is 3 times more exhausting.

I wish my last few days of school to go by smoothly.

Granted, but the day after is the worrrst day in months.

I wish I could get an hour's later sleep each month (e.g. a continual daylight savings time ending xD)

Granted, but your shift is always 2 hours longer.

I wish mushrooms weren't so expensive in Finland.

GRANTED but they're not as tasty. :(

I wish my horse wouldn't be so sweaty/take so long to dry after riding.

Granteed, but now he's just ornery.

I wish there was a bus for my 9am shift so I didn't have to take the 8am bus. x.x

Granted, but your shifts are so busy, you have to wait 2 hours before you can take a break.

I wish chips weren't so high in calories.

Granted, but now they give you indigestion.

I wish I had an endless supply of chicken nuggets.

Granted, but your dog and cats steal them from your hand and your plate all the time.

I wish I could have some chicken wings delivered to me, and that they'd still be hot and crispy!

Granted, but when you open the door, the delivery guy DROPS THEM!!! x.x

I wish I could always be warm. (I need to move xD)