So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but now you keep finding 10 hairs per day in your mouth.

I wish my personal development plan thingy for school was already done.

Granted, but you lose the paper and have to re-do it before turning it in.

I wish it were lunchtime.

Granted, but you forgot your lunch at home.

I wish I had a massage job lined up already.

Granted, but all the clients are smelly.

I wish my tea tin would automatically refill when empty so I don't forget to get more and end up not being able to make tea. :P

Granted, but it's always the type you hate the most.

I wish I had some pizza right now.

Granted, but the crust is kind of stale :/

I wish my horse would clip himself :Y

Granted, but he does a terrible job of it and shaves his mane right off.

I wish I was somewhere warm right now.

Granted, but it's raining all the time.

I wish my fellow students would remember to clean up after themselves.

Granted but they do a terrible job and it's worse than when they just left their intial mess.

I wish I was a more social butterfly. xD

Granted, but now people avoid you because you try too hard.

I wish my house would clean itself.

(that's my fear haha)

Granted, but it cleans the floors so well that it's like an ice rink now.

I wish I had some chicken nuggets...

Good thing I know how to skate lmao!

Granted, but there are pieces of cartilage/fat/bone/whatever in them.

I wish there was a bit more coffee left in the pot.

Granted, but it's got a tons of grimy grounds left in it as well.

I wish winter would end in March this year like all other normal winters everywhere else. xD

Granted, but summer isn't warm at all.

I wish I was a pro knitter.

Granted, but you lose all feeling in your hands after about an hour.

i wish it wasn’t so windy out every time I drive home for the weekend 

Granted, but now there is no air moving at all and it is stagnant and suffocating.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight 'til close.

Granted, after tonight you have to do it for two weeks straight.

I wish the daylight time didn't get shorter in the winter. :(

Granted, but it's colder outside.

I wish I could take a sabbatical from work for a while.

Granted, but the company hires someone else in your stead.

I wish numbers didn't have to be simplified into their simplest forms when answering numerical equations.

Granted, but now you never know which answer is correct then.

I wish I had more energy today