So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it's not particularly warm.

I wish I already had a job lined up.

Granted but come to find out your coworkers are suuuuuper annoying.

I wish I had an extra stomach to use for Thanksgiving. xD

Granted, but you get food poisoning from Thanksgiving food.

I want a soprano saxophone.

Granted, but it never plays the right notes.

I wish insurances weren't so expensive.

Granted, but it takes a year and a half for anything to get processed.

I would like to pass Statistics.

Granted, but you fail another important class instead.

I wish to be able to buy a house within a year.

Granted, but turns out the wiring is completely shot.

I wish there wasn't so much tax taken out of my paycheck ;_;

Granted, but all your other bills go up.

I wish I could get paid to play RDR2.

Granted, but your salary isn't near enough to pay your expenses. 

I wish that the next 10 months fly by...cannot wait to put my 60 day's notice in and move to the next adventure!

Granted, but the next adventure is a total letdown.

I wish I could be the one getting a massage tomorrow.

Granted, but it's shorter and not as good as you were hoping for. 

I wish I had more motivation to work on my compendium of information for my job. 

Granted, but people start to worry about how much you're focusing on that and forgetting about the rest of the aspects of your life.

I wish I had slept better last night.

Granted, but you also oveslept so now you're running late, eek!

I wish I could have some Thai food for lunch.

Granted, but it's cold.

I wish I had more clients today.

Granted, but they stiff you on tips. :(

I wish I didn't have to go to an offsite meeting with my boss...

(There is no tipping system in Finland.)

Granted, but the meeting held at work is twice as long and three times more boring.

I wish my leg massage was now instead of tomorrow.

Granted, but now it's for half the time it was meant to be.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but now you have to work for the next week straight. 

I wish the rest of my gifts would wrap themselves! 

Granted, but they look like they were wrapped by cats xD

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, you are magically better!

But now someone close to you catches what you had.