So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but now you don't want to leave the gym

I wish my mortgage was paid off

Granted, but your house inexplicably shrinks and you need to find a new one. :(

I wish I had a bag of popcorn for a snack.

Granted, but most of it is burnt. :(

I wish it was the weekend already.

Granted, but it feels like it goes by in a snap.

I wish my commute wasn't so crappy.

Granted, you get to move into your work (I assume that's where you're commuting to) so there's no commute at all - you just live there!

I wish I did laundry yesterday

Granted, but the hamper is just as full today.

I wish It was 4:30 so I could go home!

Granted, it's 4:30 tomorrow morning.

I wish it was tomorrow morning!

Granted, but it's pouring rain and gross outside.

I wish I could cross-stitch faster so I could finish a baby shower gift for my friend sooner!

Granted, but she doesn't like it.

I wish my friends' cottage wasn't as far away as it is.

Granted, but now it's right next door and no longer a treat.

I wish I could have a chocolate shake right now.

Granted, but they put really cheap and meh chocolate in it.

I wish someone would make me some breakfast rn.

Granted, but everything is a comically small portion.

I wish the weather today would be the same weather for the next month.

Granted but after that it snows every day for 3 months.

I wish it didn't get dark so soon now!! :(

Granted, but sunrise comes later every morning.

I wish the weekend could be broken up to have a day off to relax and get things done every three or four days during the week instead of sticking them together every 5 days.

Granted but those days of work are now 12 hours longer 

I wish I had more energy

Granted, but it takes you twice as long to do any task.

I wish coffee didn't stain your teeth. :B

Granted, but you always spill a little on your clothes.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Granted, but it has really nasty farts and your house reeks.

I wish my Halloween costume would make itself.

Granted, but you hate it!

I wish I had some chinese food right now

Granted, but it's cold. :(

I wish this winter would be a mild one!