So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it's loud and uncomfortable there.

I wish my neck didn't hurt

Granted, but now your ankle is sore.

I wish the traffic on my commute would stop being so crappy every morning.

Granted, but your new secret way to work soon becomes just as irritating.

I wish I had a bathtub in this apartment, so I could soak in hot water.

Granted, but the water cools off too quickly.

I wish the truth behind the Zodiac killer would come out in my lifetime.

Granted, but it feels so underwhelming.

I wish my massage was now instead of tomorrow.

Granted, but it's half as long.

I wish GRRM would quit diddling along with finishing the Game of Thrones books.

Granted, the Game of Thrones series has concluded...but the ending is very rushed and anticlimactic with lots of cliff-hangers. 

I wish that my 12 hour shifts would be over in 12 hours...as in there wasn't 1-2 hours of paperwork to finish up after my shift is over! 

Granted, but now no one is doing that paperwork and everything falls apart.

I wish someone could come massage my neck

Granted, but your legs are sore now.

I wish my calves would stop being sore.

Granted, but now your arms are sore.

I wish I could stop feeling hungry today...

Granted, but now you're going into a food coma.

I wish I was over this cold.

Granted, but now you're getting the flu...

I wish it would stop raining already...

Granted, so now it's snowing xD

I wish I had cake.

Granted, but it's burnt.

I wish it would stop raining outside.

Granted, but now it's too hot to go outside.

I wish I had a personal chef.

Granted, but they only make you one meal a week.

I wish true fall (colors and cool weather) lasted longer.

Granted, but winter is 10 times harsher.

I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted, but now it's snowing.

I wish I could eat Thai food for every meal.

Granted, but it is so spicy its make you cry.

I wish I didn't have allergies anymore.

Granted, but your elbow is always itchy.

I wish I'd win the lottery this weekend.