So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you never have anything to do and sit around bored out of your mind.

I wish I had a car this weekend

Granted, but the car does not have any wheels

Atramentum didn't wish for anything, so I grant nothing!

I wish my cat wasn't so needy all the time

Granted, but then it wants nothing to do with you.

I wish all the yard work and home improvements were already done around my house.

Granted, but now your car needs a lot of work.

I wish my phone always had a full battery.

Granted, but it can only make and receive phone calls and nothing else.

I wish the weather would be nice for my h/j association finals this coming weekend!

Granted, and you even win first place! :D

I wish I could plate up like the Masterchef contestants.

Granted, but the food tastes bland even if it looks delicious.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted.... for 30 seconds. Then it starts again.

I wish I could take a nap

Granted, but you're woken up every couple of minutes and can't get any rest.

I wish I had a smoothie.

Granted, but it's not the kind you wanted

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but you end up having to run a whole bunch of errands instead.

I wish kinesiotape didn't irritate my skin.

Granted, but the pieces are so short you have to use three times as many.

I wish for the dry cleaners to have my show coat done by tomorrow. :Y

Granted, but horse hair seems extra attracted to it.

I wish WEG and the southeast coast won't get it by Florence.

Granted, but there's another tropical storm following right behind that does hit.

I wish the government would be so crazy about war and defense spending.

Granted, but now they significantly increase taxes.

I wish I coul always have two days off in a row instead of one here, one there.

Granted, but you don't get paid as much :(

I wish it was time to leave work!

granted, but tomorrow you have to stay overtime

I wish my vacation started today!

Granted, but it also ends today.

I wish I had more energy

Granted,  but you move twice as slowly.

I wish it were Thursday :(