So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but now your friends are being dumb.

I wish it wasn't so cloudy today.

Granted, but now it's incredibly hot.

I wish I had a panini to eat rn. :B

Granted, but it's ice cold.

I wish I was still in bed rn.

Granted but you get no pillows, sheets, or blankets. :B

I wish it was lunchtime.

Granted, but you have nothing to eat.

I wish it was cooler outside.

Granted, but it's pouring rain.

I wish the new Fantastic Beasts movie was out.

Granted, but it's incredibly underwhelming.

I wish I had sushi right now.

Granted, but it's the crappy kind you find at a gas station.

I wish I could take a nap right now.

Granted, but you only sleep for 10 minutes.

I wish someone would buy me all the books on my wishlist, plus a bookshelf big enough to fit all of them and more :D

Granted, but they smell like rotten eggs when you open them to read.

I wish I had a new phone.

Granted, but you shatter the screen in the first hour.

I wish I had chocolate.

Granted, but it's the cheap kind that tastes like wax.

I wish for a nice big comfy couch.

Granted, but it came with bed bugs.

I wish teeth-brushing wasn't a necessary thing.

Granted but you have to brush your hair twice as often.

I wish my lunch order was here.

Granted, but it's cold (er, unless it was supposed to be cold. Then it's hot :P )

I wish it was colder outside!

Granted but it's crazy windy too.

I wish I knew the winning lotto numbers! :P

Granted, but someone else also knows so you have to share.

I wish Finland had Costco.

Granted, but you have to move away before you go to use it.

I wish I could sing well.

Granted but only you can hear it.

I wish good-quality beauty products weren't so expensive.

Granted, but you're really beautiful so you don't need them anymore!

I wish there was no war.