So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but now everyone complains that you sleep too much!

I wish I didn't have to leave the house today because it's raining D:

Granted, but when youre at home, the power goes out and your stuck inside for a few days. THEM STORMS MAM! xD

I wish i didnt have so much bills lol

Granted, but now you have less free time to enjoy the extra cash.

I wish the rain turns to snow to cover all the ice.

Granted, but you get 10 feet of snow at once!

I wish I didn't have to get up early to go to work tomorrow.

Luckily we didn't get 10 feet of snow :D

I grant you your wish, but you wake up early anyway and can't fall back asleep.

I wish I could go to Iceland for a month.

Granted; but you are sick the entire time.

I wish i could visit my family in hawaii

Granted, but the locals are crazier than normal the entire time you're there.

I wish I could travel in First Class for free all the time.

Granted but the planes are almost always grounded

I wish I could eat all I wanted without putting weight on

Granted, but you often eat too much and end up bloated and uncomfortable for hours. 

I wish I could drop 10 pounds in a month. :) just once....

Granted, but the rest of your life you gain 10 pounds every month

I wish I could start my new job already...

Granted, but you have to take a major pay cut.

I wish I could be done with writing papers for class

Granted, but now they make you do just as many oral presentations.

I wish I could make myself study for class more regularly.

Granted! But when it comes time to take the test its all in Hieroglyphics.

I wish my work shoes would last longer than 8 months

Granted, but they give you blisters no matter what you try.

I wish I had my own house already.

Granted, but its near the airport.

I wish I could have no drama at work. 

Granted, but now there's Kuu drama and she's being all sassy. xD

I wish I had started downsizing earlier on HP lol.

... what else is new? shes always sassy LOL

Granted! But you wouldnt have amazing lines and less special animalsssssssssssss

I wish I could eat cake and not get fat.

Granted, but now burgers make you get fat 2x faster muahahahahahahaha

I wish I had graphic skills as good as Pei ♥

Granted, but your computer freezes every time you get on your graphics program lol

I wish I owned my own horseeeee

Granted, but it has horrible manners and no one can train it better.

I wish I could go back to bed.