So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

THAT'S EVIL HOW COULD YOU???

Granted, but you always poof right into a yucky toilet.

I wish I could reply to messages on my phone with brain waves instead of typing.

 Granted, but now your brain keeps getting distracted and typing all the wrong things out for you and sending before you can stop it D:

I wish I could stay in bed til noon.

Granted, but now you can't sleep in your bed tonight!

I wish it was May already!

Granted, but the next month after that is January again.

I wish I had some pie.

granted, but they forgot to put the filling in and it's just a pie crust.

I wish I could afford to go on a two week long vacation!

Granted but you can never leave the hotel!

I wish it wasn't raining!

Granted, but it's a drought now!

I wish I didn't have to go to walmart tonight!

Granted, but now you can only shop at Walmart for the next 6 months.

I wish the grocery shopping did itself!

Granted, but it's all rice cakes and water!

I wish it was Christmas time again!

Granted, but no one remembered to buy you a present.

I wish I could work from home 

Granted, but the pay is $1 per hour.

I wish I could have a shopping spree at an art store!

Granted but everything is double the price!

I wish my bank account had a couple more 0's. :P

Granted, but it's due to inflaction and your wealth is relative!

I wish I could walk out of work right now and go home!

Granted, but all the tires on your car are flat.

I wish my cruise was tomorrow instead of 18 days...

granted, but you fell asleep for 18 days and you don't remember anything that happened between now and then.

I wish I had a personal chef!

Granted but they only make TV dinners!

I wish work emails would stop coming in.

Granted, but now you have a pile of snail mail.

I wish I had a chinchilla

Granted but it bites you all the time!

I wish I had a 3 day weekend.

Granted, but you were down with food poisioning all weekend!

I wish i had an OTTB

Granted, but it's lame in two feet.

I wish dinner would cook itself.