So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but your skin turns green instead.

I wish I had a sammich.

Granted but it's just bread with a slice of lettuce.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but now you have to work the next 7 days in a row.

I wish I could reach the TV remote.

Granted but the batteries in the remote are dead and the TV no longer can read the signals from the remote. 

I wish all these training videos could watch themselves....and relay the notes directly to my brain. :)

Granted but you only retain the info for 15 minutes!

I wish I could go on a shopping spree for a new wardrobe on someone else's dime!

Granted, but they're stingy!

I wish someone would donate a brand new house to me!

Granted but it's got 4 ft ceilings.

I wish someone could do these job applications for me.

Granted, but they always misspell one important title. 

I wish I could vacay at the place in Pant's signature! 

(FYI: Cozumel. AMAZINGGGG)

Granted, but it rains the whole time you are there! :'(

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I gained it haha

Granted, but you can only eat kale or you gain it all back!

I wish that my candle at work wasn't all used up. :( 

Granted, but that's the last candle you can ever own.

I wish I had time for a nap before work...

Granted, but you're still tired when you get to work. 

I wish My to do list was done already

Granted but tomorrow's to do list is twice as long.

I wish it was Friday already!

Granted, but you lost the weekend and Monday comes the next day.

I wish the night nurse wasn’t such a freaking weirdo >_>

Granted, but now she's so normal you start wondering if she's a closet serial killer all the time instead. 

I wish I could decide what I want to do with my life....

Granted, but now you have to move half way around the world for your new career.

I wish I could only have to sleep 1 hour a day to be fully rested and healthy.

Granted, but it takes you a whole hour to fall asleep from when you get in bed.

I wish I hadn't gone rock climbing 2 days ago xD

Granted, now you went 1 day ago. ;P

I wish my hair would just magically wash itself.

Granted, but now it gets greasy twice as fast.

I wish my cats had stayed kittens forever.

Granted, but now they're young enough you have to bottle feed them every 3 hours around the clock. 

I wish I had a steak right now.