So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

granted, but you dont know how to swim

i wish i hada  puppy

granted, but he never becomes housebroken.

I wish owned a mansion. 

Granted, but no maid will ever take on the job of cleaning.

I wish my hands didn't get so stiff from all the knitting and crocheting I do.

Ooh I love Knitting! I currently want to save up to buy that GIANT yarn so that I can hand-knit a blanket. 

Granted, but your legs will fall asleep every time you knit! 

I wish that I could get paid to read books at work. 

Granted, but the books you are paid to read are never the ones you want to read!!

I wish that my hands and feet would stop being cold all the time in the Fall and Winter every year! 

DONE! Unfortunately they are now cold all the time during the summer so you look really silly wearing gloves in 100 degree weather XD

I wish daylight savings time wasn't an actual thing, hate that it gets dark so soon....Stop messing with my time!

Granted, but now you're always confused about what time it is and you're constantly checking your watch/phone xD

I wish my books would hold themselves up at just the right angle, no matter which way I'm lying down or sitting.

Granted, but now the light is always just dim enough to barely read.

I wish I had a pet cheetah. 

Lol you crazy cat lady! Granted, but it's always scratching its left ear, no matter what you do!

I wish I had 10k for a new wardrobe!

Granted! But you can only spend it at Goodwill or other second hand shops ! 


I wish that I could have a hairless cat! 

granted, but since he's freezing cold with no fur, he's constantly eating to keep warm and you can't keep up with the cat food bill xD

I wish I had a private jet. 

Grsnted, but you cannot afford a pilot or fuel.

I wish I had my Christmas shopping done already.

Granted, but no one will like their gifts.

I wish I could send someone else to work for me today.

Granted, but the person is SUPER MEGA LAZY. 

I wish my ear ache would go away xD

Granted, but now you have a tooth ache muahahahaha

I wish to see an aurora very soon.

Granted, but now that's the last one you'll ever see in your lifetime and you forgot your camera.

I wish I had some chicken nuggets..

You do, but theyre frozen, with no means to cook them.

I wish Ethan would feel better xo.

Granted, but now he has way too much energy!

I wish I had slept properly last night.

Granted, but now you won't get a good night's sleep for a week.

I wish I could take a week off of life and just read books. 

Granted, but they're boring books.

I wish I had the money to operate an animal sanctuary.