So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but the new song is paired with an announcement that they are breaking up.

I wish I owned my own house!

Granted but soon after you got it.. It burns down

I wish I didnt have a truck payment

Granted. But something way more expensive comes up...like you need a new roof...etc. 

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket to pay off my student loans! 

 Granted but after you pay off student loans the rest of the money has to go to pay off the taxes incurred from winning.

I wish I had a paid day off every week.

Granted but now you have to work an extra 2 hours for free everyday to pay for your own paid day off.

I wish it would stop snowing.

Granted, but the snow is now Rain. 

I wish my thank-you notes would write themselves. :)

Granted, but they are crudely written and everyone who receives them thinks you are illiterate.

I wish I wasn't sick.

granted, but now you're laid up in bed for 6 weeks with a broken leg. D:

I wish I was done with college NOW!

Granted but now you are in grad school the rest of your life!

I wish I had ice cubes for my room tempture water.

Granted! But you are only allowed 2 and they are the size of marbles. 

I wish I could get motivated to work out!

Granted. But your motivation soon turns to obsession and you end up going to several spin or other classes a day and can never eat junk food again. 

I wish I was more efficient at lots of things....

Fine, but lightning hits a tree and burns your house down XD 

I want $1 million to buy a suitably trained horse to qualify for the paralympics lol

Granted, but you are only efficient in keeping a journal, and only a journal.

I wish I could go to bed on a normal schedule.

wish granted but you have to sleep on a hard bed with no pillow.

I wish I had a Jeep. 

Granted, but it's in the drive way on blocks. 

I wish April the Giraffe would give birth already!

My gosh, me too hahaha

Granted, but she gave birth to a baby zebra.

I wish I could eat all the things and not gain weight. 

Granted, but if you stop eating for more than an hour you will die!

I want work to be over already so I can go home!

Granted, but when you get home, Bristol trashed the place.

I wish my tax refund would hurry up already!

Granted. But your refund amount is smaller than anticipated. 

I wish I wasn't so sensitive to extreme weather!

Granted. But you become allergic to white sand beaches. 

I wish for an unlimited supply of my favorite yarns!