So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but then you get called into work at 6 pm for an emergency.

I wish I could own my own farm.

Granted, but you have no access to public utilites (water, sewer, electricity, etc) and they can't ever be added!

I wish I could have a big juicy burger!

Granted, but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish I could take a vacation somewhere warm!

You get to go to Hawaii! But you're plagued with the lack of cold water anywhere you go, and giant bugs because there's no cold front to kill them.

I want to be out of student debt.

Granted! But now there's no jobs in your field.. 

I wish I had a Friesian.

Granted but it is a stuffed animal.

I wish I had more dogs.

sure, you can have ten more tiny annoying whining yipping anklebiters that never stop making a mess on the floor!

I wish my fiance's ex would be out of our lives, lol 

Granted, but so is your fiance. :(

I want it to be lunch time already!

Granted, but it's a hangover burger....3/4 eaten.

I want work to be done already!

Granted... But you have to work 16 hours the next day.

I want to get over this cold.

No problem! But then you catch the flu.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow!

Granted! But then you have to work the next 6 days in a row.

I wish the Canadian dollar wasn't so bad against the American dollar.

Granted, but you're still poor the rest of your life. D:

I wish I had a bikini body for my cruise. :D

Granted, but you gain it all back 20 lbs while on the cruise!

I wish it were warmer in the office.  My hands are freezing!

Granted, but the thermostat malfunctions and the temperature is now 110 degrees.

I wish it were summer already.

Granted, but it's the last day of summer.

I want some files to fund so I can have a nice bonus check for Maui!

Granted, but right before you leave on vacay you find this ginormous bill you forgot to pay earlier. o.o

I wish I had an indoor pool. 

Granted, but it floods your entire house.

I wish I had a bigger yard.

Granted.. But it is all swamp.

I wish I didnt have to go to school for 2 yrs to become an LPN

Granted but your certificate was printed on a chinese take out menu.

I wish i was aa healthy as a horse... lol