So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Sure! But it has bugs and worms in it.

I wish this house wasn't so freaking cluttered

Its clutter free, but now its half the size smaller

I wish these toys would put away themselves.

Granted, except the toys are now sentient and are plotting your demise D:

I would like a nice fruit smoothie!

cool but someone put so much ice in its just bland :( 

I would really like to find some new jodhpurs! 

Granted, but they are $1,000 USD!

I would really like for Bean to stop being sick so we can do fun stuff this weekend!

Granted, but now you get sick and you cant go out :P 

I wish that I was a famous actress!

Sure! But you acquire an insane stalker that likes to pet your hair xD

I wish my new Lorikeets were easier to tell apart lol XD

Granted. You can easily tell them apart now because one is now a pet rock with a lorikeet painted on it............. lmao

I wish that I was a professional dog cuddler... like I would get paid to cuddle with my dogs < 3

Granted... but all the dogs smell really bad and hate baths.

I wish I could stay home all day and sleep.

Okay! But that's all you can do for the rest of your life and you miss out on all the fun because of it :P

I wish my neighbour's roommate wasn't such a jerk.

He moves out, but the new housemate is a party person and you never sleep again. 

I just want my visa to be aproved! 

It is approved, but the limit is $2 so its rather useless.

I wish I didnt have to stress about money.

Granted! But now you have too much of it and becomes a hassle.

I want my house to clean itself before Danny gets home...

Granted, but your house gets so into cleaning itself that it ends up imploding like the house at the end of Poltergeist. Oops.

I wish it was a nice, comfortable 25 degrees C outside :3

Okay, but you soon see snow all around the house. 

I wish I did not have math anymore...

Okay. But now you have 100x more home work/school work to do in your other subjects. 

I wish i had all my highschool credits finished. 

Fine, but you do not have enough to enter your peferred degree in College. 

I wish I lived in Virginia. 

Okay, but now you are homeless, begging people for change. 

i wish my headache would go away. 

Okay, but you soon get sinitus and need surgery.

I wish I could ride a horse 

Okay, then the horse bucks you off, you end up breaking so many bones you end up hospitalized. (sorry if thats super extreme lol) 

i wish my dog liked people and animals (hes not animal friendly)