So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Done! But you cant keep animals on your land :P

I want chocolate o.o

omg i would cry D':

And done, but it's chocolate covered tarantulas and you HAVE to eat them! mwahaha

I want the next Song of Ice and Fire book to come out right now!

done! unfortunutely the pages are all blank xD

i want a pizza!

Sure! But it's so burnt, it's basically unedible. :/

I wish Matt wasn't at work, and was home so we could play some Halo.

Fine but plot twist....its real life Halo. 

I want to become a photoshop master! 

Done, but Photoshop won't open for you.

I want it to be the weekend already.

Fine but you have to work over the weekend. 

I want coffee. 

Fine, but you can't sleep for days.

I want sleep. ;-;

Fine! But you wake up every 10 minutes.

I want some Chinese food.

Thats cool! But it leaves you feeling more than horrible in your digestive track.

I want ice cream cake.

Fine, but you get toothpaste flavor. 

I want to focus. 

Fine! But you're too focused on being focused that you can't focus on what you wanted to focus on. (WHAT?! -mind blown-)

I want Pizza Hut.

Sure congrats but new rules started and now you have to start from the beggining again.

I want a new car

Sure! But it doesn't have an engine.

I want my sister to be in town already!!

Fine, but you get food poisoning. 

I want coffee 

Done! but they made it wrong & it ruins your day :P

I want someone to clean my house

You got it!  However, they trash up your yard and outside of your house.

I want it to be 5pm already so I can go home!

No problem! But you get stuck in major traffic for 2 hours.

I wish my voice would come back.