So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Okay - But then a theif steals all your stuff because your dog is TOO friendly. You even lose your mother's ash vase.

(by the way thats like my worst ever fear riding!!)

I wish I could visit Spain

Granted, But the weather is crap for the whole time, You hardly leave your hotel room.

I wish I could stay at home all day and not work!

Granted, but you lose your job and you find it difficult to get employed again...

I wish I had a successful AQH line on HP. 

Granted, but you run out of money to train them.

I wish I had registry papers on Kahlua.

Granted but the papers are damaged and you can only read parts of them.

I wish I was employed again.

Granted, but it is your least favorite job with little pay. 

I wish I owned a newspaper business.

Granted but you are the only reporter so you never stop working.

I wish it was September.

Alright, it's September, but it's suddenly way too hot for the season and oh my gosh you're melting! 

I want to magically have my Bachelor's degree finished without any student loans..

Granted but then you can't find a job in your field so you have to settle for something else.

I wish I had a puppy!

granted..but you find out the puppy is deaf...

i wish i won the lottery..

Granted, but so did a ton of others so you get like, 5 bucks.

I wish I lost weight.

Now you're a skeleton.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Fine but its always under construction.

I wish i could win the lottery.!

No problem! But so do 100,000 other people, and you only win about $2.50.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow!

You dont have to go but your fired.

I wish i could meet Jared Leto!

You can, but he spends the whole time on his cell phone talking to someone else.

I wish it were March already!

Granted, but it's March 31st and you missed your vacay!!! D:

I wish I liked my job.

Granted, but you don't get paid anymore. :P

I want to get paid to play HP, and not have to work.

Granted, but Sam will only pay you in chocolate coins.

Speaking of sweet treats, I wish I had some cake.

Granted, but you only get 1 bite and someone else eats the rest while you watch. :P

I wish it were 5pm so I could go home!