So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you're always distracted on HP :D

I wish I had a kitty or two to keep me company at home.

granted, but they never EVER let you HP in peace xD

I wish spring forward wasnt so cruel

Granted, but now the hour back in winter isn't so nice anymore.

I wish I didn't get car sick if I try to read or knit or whatever.

granted, but you have to pee like every 10 mins during road trips

i wish it was cold again

Granted, but you will never feel warmth ever again.

I wish muscles didn't feel sore after massages.

Granted, but instead they temporarily stop working for 24 hours.

I wish that I wouldn't see any wasps ever again.

Granted, but now everywhere you go is infested with bees.

I wish clients were more responsible with their reservations.

Granted, but now they're so responsible that they call at least 7 times a day for the week prior to their appointment to confirm each reservation with you! 

I wish my continuing education reimbursement check would come sooner. The sooner it clears the bank, the sooner I can put in my letter of resignation!  

Granted, but another expense comes up anyway.

I wish I remembered all the anatomy I learned at school by heart.

Granted, but now you can only speak in anatomy puns.

I wish there wasn't a sticker on my window.

Granted, but now it's on your left eye.

I wish I would stop being a breed hoarder on here.

Granted, but you start hoarding animals in real life.

I wish the hot dog food trailer was open in the evening, not just after midnight.

Granted, but they run out as soon as you get there.

I wish I wasn't so antsy this evening about seemingly nothing.

Granted, but you will feel the same way every second night.

I wish school didn't make me so anxious. Specifically the feeling that I might not pass this sports massage part.

Granted! You're super relaxed about school from now on. However, the anxiety now switches to each time you give a massage instead! 

I wish I knew what I wanted to do when I grow up.....so many decisions....

Granted, but then you'd never be able to choose what you wanted for dinner again.

I wish the dentist's office owuld answer the phone.

Granted, they would have to pull a tooth at your next appointment. 

I wish I was debt free!

Granted, but now no one even lends you a dollar.

I wish the weather was warmer.

Granted! But now, it's beyond hot with a great deal of humidity to boot. 

I wish my "to do" list was shorter! 

Granted, but your vacation time gets shorter.

I wish I could read faster without losing any details.