So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it only works on things like instruction manuals! 

I wish I could gather up the courage to travel by myself! 

Granted, but now you're afraid of going to the movies by yourself.

I wish my final project for school would write itself.

Bwahaha! Already there! :) 

Granted! The project writes itself, but it tends to get off topic a bit, wander, and as such, you get a lower grade than you were hoping for. 

I wish I was a better photographer....

Granted, you'd slack off on other things your good at if you were a better photographer.

I wish I could adopt another pet and bring it into my apartment. (My apartment building only allows 1 small animal per.)

Granted, but now your two pets destroy everything you own.

I wish there was a pool at my apartment complex.

Granted, but the water is always really cold and over-chlorinated.

I wish it were Saturday.

Granted, but you get called in to work at 8am

I wish I could always work from home M-F

Granted, but your internet is 3x slower so it's harder to get things done.

I wish the rain would stop :(

Granted, but now it's really cold.

I wish it was Vappu all the time.

Granted, but you catch a stomach bug and can't enjoy it. :(

I wish dog supplies weren't so expensive!

Granted, but then everything is cheap and falls apart quickly so it cost more in the long run anyways.

I wish that I could find a good book to read.

Granted, but the sequel is out of print and impossible to find.

I wish my mom wasn't so needy now that I've moved out.

Granted, but your dad becomes needy instead.

I wish I was immune to hangovers.

Granted, but now there are no more libations

I wish I wasn't always hungry

Granted, but now you're always thirsty instead.

I wish I didn't get cold so easily.

Granted, but now you're always sweating because it's too damn hot!

I wish fresh fruits and vegetables were cheaper in Finland.

Granted, but now water is REALLY expensive

I wish it was already 10pm and I was done with my long work day!

Granted, but you can't sleep all night.

I wish dinner was ready by now.

Granted, but the portion is too small and you're still hungry.

I wish tea stayed the right temperature for more than 30 seconds before getting too cold.

Granted, but it only lasts 60 seconds now.

I wish I had a bag of nacho cheese Doritos.