So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but the doritos are stale

I wish someone would bring me greek food for lunch!

Granted, but I steal from your plate and you're still hungry.

I wish I could force myself to do 2 forms of exercise per day (i.e. gym and something else).

Granted, but it makes you too tired to do anything else.

I wish I could eat as much pasta as I wanted without gaining weight. :B

Granted, but it's old.

I wish I could have some mint choco chip ice cream.

Granted, but it's melted :(

I wish it was less humid out.

Granted, but now there are a ton of mosquitoes

I wish I could communicate with my pets (even though I might regret it lol)

Granted, but they're super weirded-out by you and don't talk much.

I wish it was GoT night already!

Granted, but it is already the last episode!

I wish I had some waffles for breakfast

Granted, but they're cold :(

I wish the sun would come out!

Granted, but you burn almost immediately.

I wish it wasn't snowing.

Granted, now all the snow is melted and it's flooding! :D

I wish today were over already!

Granted, but when you get home, you find it seriously messy!

I wish my fridge was already restocked.

Granted, but all the food is old

I wish hurricane season wasn't right around the corner

Granted, but now it's really cold out.

I wish my cuticles would stop looking so janky.

Granted, but you had to pay $$$ to get them up to snuff.

I wish my throat wasn't so sore

Granted, but now your neck is aching... :(

I wish I didn't have to wait until next week to see what my boyfriend got me for my birthday! (slow shipping, argh!)

Granted, but it's underwhelming.

I wish this snow wasn't making me so depressed and angry.

Granted, but now there's some random annoying buzz that's giving you a headache and you can't find/stop it.

I wish the pastures would be dry so my horse could go outside :P

Granted, but he breaks a part of the fence.

I wish it was warm again, so I could put my plants on the balcony for some much needed sunshine.

Granted, but then every day gets warmer and warmer

I wish someone would do my grocery shopping :)