So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but they forget all of your favorite items :P

I wish I could get more vacation hours before the end of the year

Granted, but you get sick on all your vactions D:

I wish I had my own car.

Granted, but you always have a flat tire

I wish someone would take my body and go to the gym for me 

Granted, but they just lie on the floor for an hour.

I wish books were free for me.

Granted, but they are all very boring

I wish pets didn't shed so much

Granted, now they just drool everywhere!

I wish I had a fenced yard for my puppy.

Granted, but now he doesn't like to step in the grass

I wish all the dog poop in the yard would pick itself up

Granted, but it does just that - it picks itself up and hangs in there air, about face-level.

I wish it were triple points month on HP. :P

Granted, but you're forced to take a hiatus and no one can train for you.

I wish I had a month-long all-expenses paid trip to Japan coming up.

Granted, but the country goes on a national vacation and everyone leaves (and therefore everything is closed)

I wish it was already next friday (going on vacation :D)

Granted, but now the weather where you're going is terrible. :(

I wish I could take more than just a couple of days off for pupternity leave.

Granted, but work keeps calling you all day, every day you are off

I wish the weeds in the mulch beds would magically just go away

Granted, but now there are ants everywhere.

I wish there were more than 6 episodse of GoT in this final season!

Granted, but they suck after the 6th one.

I wish Vikings had more seasons coming up.

Granted, but everyone dies

I wish there were more hours in the day!

Granted, but you have to work for just as long a percentage of them as before.

I wish HBOGO and other streaming services didn't slow down when tons of people are using them :P

Granted, but watching on TV isn't much better.

I wish people could all just get along.

Granted, but now everyone has lost their sense of humor.

I wish I didn't have to sleep at night so I could get more done.

Granted, but your to-do list keeps on growing and there is never enough time!

I wish today wasn't payroll :|

Granted, but now they're making you clean everything.

I wish I hadn't decided to work from 12-16... a little later would've been nice lol!