So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you end up being super busy and unable to rest on the weekend.

I wish my trip to Iceland was longer.

Granted, but it is the last trip you get to take for 5 years

I wish I wasn't always hungry!

Granted, but now food just makes you sick.

I wish I had a car

granted! it put you 2 million dollars in dept.

i wish my drawings would sell XD

granted, but now you have such a large back order you can't do anything else. ever.

I wish my dinner was already made and I could just eat it!

Granted, but after eating, you're still hungry.

I wish I was snuggled up in bed with a book and all of my animals right now.

Granted, but you can't get comfortable.

I wish my husband was home from work.

Granted, but he annoys the crap out of you the whole time.

I wish Iceland was a cheaper travel destination.

Granted, but you lose your wallet!

I wish I didn't need to sleep so I could do all the things :)

Granted, but you become as slow as a sloth!

I wish Game of Thrones had been well-written after season 4 :))))

Granted, but you never have time to watch an episode ever again.

I wish someone would do all of my work for me!

Granted, but they do it badly and you get fired.

I wish for my work schedule to be full until I go to Iceland.

Granted, but then you are too tired/exhausted to enjoy your trip!

I wish for a quick and painless night shift tonight :)

Granted, but the rest of the week is long and fraught.

I wish it wouldn't rain for the next couple of weeks.

Granted, but all of your grass dies.

I wish it weren't so hot outside already.

Granted, but the rest of the week is chilly.

I wish my new headphones didn't make my ears all sweaty at the gym xD

Granted, but you can't ever hear anything on them.

I wish my e-mails would just read themselves (and respond)

Granted, but they respond in tongues and you get sent to a mental asylum.

I wish makeup would put itself on my face.

Granted, but it is done very poorly.

I wish every weekend was a 3-day weekend

Granted, but you're always busy for 2 out of the 3 days.

I wish the coolest and most fun things to do were free.