So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you always have to do them by yourself

I wish that I didn't have to go to an awk family dinner tonight :

Granted, but you get an awkward guest at your house.

I wish I had more space for books!

Granted, but you never have time to ready anymore.

I wish weeds would just pull themselves

Granted, but they get replaced by lots of bugs.

I wish there was a playlist that magically knew which songs to play for me.

Granted, but it gets stuck on repeating just one song over and over.

I wish I didn't go back to work tomorrow 

Granted, but you end up with a huge to-do list at home.

I wish I could get my nails done without it affecting my work as a massotherapist.

Granted, but they keep breaking.

I wish I had one extra day off, JUST ONE :)

Granted, but you're sick and stuck in bed.

I wish the bus near my house passed more often.

Granted, but it is always too full to stop.

I wish my performance eval was happening at a better time.

Granted, but your salary gets cut.

I wish subscription boxes were cheaper.

Granted, but the items are all poor quality.

I wish the windows opened in the office.

Granted, but now it's always too drafty.

I wish I had a magic cure for colds and flus.

Granted, but you forgot to patent the cure and someone else stole your idea and gives you no credit.

I wish growing up weren't so emotionally taxing at times.

Granted, but adulting remains very taxing.

I wish my wrists were stronger.

Granted, but now your fingers tire long before your wrists do! 

I wish I could run on only 1 cup of coffee a day. 

Granted, but you absolutely must drink 20 glasses of water per day.

I wish I could go back to Iceland right now!

Granted, but it rains the ENTIRE time you're there. 

I wish I knew what to pick up as a new hobby! 

Granted, but it's SUPER time-consuming (also, no worries about the rain, it's pretty normal for Iceland anyway lol).

I wish a brand new Samsung S10 would pop into my hand.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish to get off the struggle bus this week, already!

Granted, but it turns the corner and comes back around for the next week! 

I wish this back-and-forth with one company about whether or not they will meet my requirements would be over! It's been like this since JUNE!!!