You're SO late for class!

What's your excuse?

Mine: I just got back from Mars. Had to park my ship on the sports field!

My submarine ran out of gas.  I had to hop on the back of a VERY SLOW sea turtle to get here.

I couldn't find my invisible car again!

My feet wouldn't screw on properly.

hate it when that happens, Skell

I just didn't want to get out of bed...

My homework ate my dog =/

I just didn't care

I was playing an instrumental role in stopping armageddon

I forgot that I was human with human activities to do.

I fell asleep

My boat sunk

I had to wait on my respawn timer.

I actually attended class in a parallel universe, you're just in the wrong place

My dog threw up

I drank the gas on accident instead of putting it in my car.

My lawn mower broke so I had to cut the entire lawn with tiny scissors.

The blankets on my bed had finally accepted me as one of their own.

I discorporated and it took me a while to get it together again

I fought the Law.

The Law won.