Okay, this is our official HP complain about anything thread! I try to always be positive, buuttt sometimes I just need to vent and get it out of my system. So, I'm venting and I think everyone else should too. (Keep it mature, obvs.)

Need to complain about the weather, your BFF, your pet bird, your job? Well this is your one stop complaining shop!

I'll start:

I am like SO FREAKING TIRED of the weather going up and down. It's late April and it's S-N-O-W-I-N-G. It just keeps happening and I am OVER IT. People keep saying that "this is the last time" except they said that 5 times ago and yet. I just want to go outside!

Can it be Friday, May 10th already? I'm already over work and school. I just want my massage and then I wanna go to my friends' cottage for a weekend of fun and relaxation.

Pasta needs to stay hot for the entire time I'm enjoying it, not just when it first hits the plate. -__-

It needs to be tomorrow like right now so I can go and look for Sam.
I want to go right now but luke's car is parked behind mine. Plus it's 9:30pm and there's no point. I wouldn't be able to see and it's not like I could call out because I wouldn't want to piss off the residents lol.

My puppy is TOO CUTE and it's KILLING ME. ♥

So I moved in to my first house almost a year ago.  Previously, I had only lived in apartments or condos for as long as I can remember (disregarding before I ever moved out on my own).  I never really had to deal with anything too unwanted finding its way inside the house.

WELL, the house I bought is on the edge of preserved wetlands and I guess I never really thought about all of the unwanted things that would turn up inside.

Everything was going really smoothly until about a month ago, I pulled a blanket onto myself from the couch while drinking morning coffee and my boyfriend looked at me and asked, "what's that?" while pointing at the floor.  I thought he was just kidding around and trying to scare me as usual, so I wasn't buying it.  When he persisted, I looked down and there was a freaking red, black, and white snake (red touches black, it's all good).  I was too freaked to remember the little diddy and just basically ran across all the couches, coralled all the animals, and begged him to get-it-out.  Maybe some of you are more used to snakes inside and whatnot and I'm just a huge baby, but I just can't.  Now whenever I see anything on the floor, I legit only see snakes lol

Anyway, what is prompting me now, is there was a huge freaking cockroach inside the silverware droor.  I mean it's Florida and rainy season, no big deal.  They come inside looking for dry places.  But what kills me is that the bf kills the cockroach and then goes back into the bedroom to watch TV.  Like were you just going to leave the guts and all that in the silverware droor to keep eating off of?  Becuase I know 500% that he would forget and move on.  I wish I was that easy/simple.

Not trying to be dramatic, but COME ON DUDE.  Toss it all in the dishwasher, it takes 5 minutes.

Long story short, I leave for my night shift at 4:30pm and I know he's going to be SO GRATEFUL that all the cookingware is in the dishwasher.  Not sure if you can pick up the sarcasm (he would be totally fine eating cockroach guts).

Cohabitating is hard. I'm venting here because I'm not sure I want to pick that battle since he didn't just leave it crawling around inside D:

I got a text this morning from my bank saying there was a potential issue and i've been locked out of my internet banking. According to the visitor posts on their facebook page this has happened to thousands of people so there are a SHIT TON of pissed off NAB customers right now.
I want to go look for Sam but I need to put fuel in my car and I can't do that until I can access my internet banking again. FML.

While I like working as a massotherapist, I hate how my income depends on client visits. Some weeks I'm super booked, others are nearly empty. Come on and TREAT YOSELVES! IT'S WORTH IT!

I can't seem to get Tatu to play hooky with me D:

I haven't bought any fancy clothes since having my first born child, and I've gained so much weight breast feeding and carrying two kids that nothing fits. I have a viewing today (my uncle pass on, colon cancer) and nothing is fitting. NOTHING. --.-- I have zero desires to go shopping and I know if I go in jeans that half of my family will talk so much shit. Torn between sucking it up and going, or just staying home. I wouldn't trade my kids for the world, but I wish that my weight loss journey was actually going well.

I'd really like it if favourite would fucking talk to me. I get that he's probably a little burned out over rdr, I am too tbh, we played *a lot* from november to march. But it's kind of bumming me out that he's ignoring me entirely. If this is anything like last year he'll be back on the rdr bandwagon at some point. But I don't want to wait until november to talk to him again.

Also this other guy I met on rdr a while ago (in february when I was playing every day.. when he met us he thought me & favourite were a couple.. oops) has this long distance thing going on with a girl he met online and he's been venting to me a lot about it these past few days. I don't really mind, i'm happy to be the ventee. I just wish he'd listen to me when I tell him he needs to ask her how she feels so he knows where he stands.

It's 2am and I should go to bed. I don't wanna though.

Rockstar took RDR2 online out of beta and it has just been one fuck up after another ever since. I was just starting to get into it and it's virtually unplayable for me at the moment. Can't do a fucking thing without being kicked off with an error. GAH. Get your shit together rockstar.

I still have no clients from tomorrow until Friday, and I know I shouldn't worry yet, because people might reserve tonight or early tomorrow for tomorrow evening, but I really want to see my schedule booked until I go on vacation because I'M NOT MADE OF FUCKING MONEY AND I HATE IT.

RDR2 online is broken. In very much the same way as RDR1 online. It's ridiculous how similar the symptoms are. Invisible players, no animals or npc's, horse won't come.. It's all the same as when modders fucked up the RDR1 servers. I called it as soon as people started saying there was no animals around. I don't know if this is because of modders or just people exploiting money/xp glitches but it's both hilarious and infuriating that I could see this coming lol.

Why can't I win the lottery so I can go to Iceland for a month and take my time sightseeing???? IT ISN'T FAIR.

been at my job for almost 6 months now and i'm already traning someone else, supassed another employee that's been there for 10 years, and the station manager boasts about me doing so good at the front, i don't think they'll ever move me to start training to be an MA c,:

and the new trainee is super slow, and i'm trying not to get annoyed with her, but it's such a fast paced office, you really have to pick it up a bit after being there for 4 days. it's the same thing every day - she even put new patient charts together wrong (with a practice chart right next to her!)

i know she's new, but i caught on to thi job super quickly, it's really not that hard and she doesn't have a lot of responsibility yet 

I've had a bad week.

I think i'm getting sick again.

Piper splattered water all over me >:[

My neck needs a chiropractor, but I have to wait until Tuesday D:

My cough is so bad my back and sides hurt when I cough now because I have to so often. My throat is killing me. Ibuprofen isn't doing the trick anymore. Last night it kept me awake for half the damn night and I think it kept luke awake too.  Today I bought some Strepsils plus anasthetic hoping it would help to numb my throat so it wouldn't hurt so much and maybe have me coughing a little less. So far it hasn't helped much but i'll keep sucking on them.

This needs to be fucking gone right now.