Okay, this is our official HP complain about anything thread! I try to always be positive, buuttt sometimes I just need to vent and get it out of my system. So, I'm venting and I think everyone else should too. (Keep it mature, obvs.)

Need to complain about the weather, your BFF, your pet bird, your job? Well this is your one stop complaining shop!

I'll start:

I am like SO FREAKING TIRED of the weather going up and down. It's late April and it's S-N-O-W-I-N-G. It just keeps happening and I am OVER IT. People keep saying that "this is the last time" except they said that 5 times ago and yet. I just want to go outside!

It's always bothered me how slow school curriculums can be slow to adapt. Like why did I learn fucking Latin for my first two years of high school when I could've been learning sign language, if they so badly wanted us to learn another language?? I also really wish they could hurry up and make code a mandatory class. The world is changing and we need to adapt more quickly. Soon we're all gonna need our own website or something and it would be so convenient and awesome if we could all do it. Plus I see the coding people do on here for layouts and I want to learn.

Well the strepsils were almost useless. I've almost been through the whole box and the most they do is take the edge off the pain. I might try butter-menthols tomorrow, they help sometimes. I've had so many coughing fits tonight that i'm surprised my lungs are still in place. Seriously i'm not one to go to the doctor for anything but if this doesn't start to clear up in a couple days i'm gonna have to go see someone. I've never had a cough as bad as this before. Honestly i'd much rather a chesty, mucousy cough than this bullshit

My fucking router changed the IP addresses on my playstations and now my NAT type is stuck on 3. Which is strict, and makes online gaming near impossible. I can barely stay online in RDR2 and in RDR1 there's just no other players because nobody can be matched with me. I've tried everything to get it to change back to type 2. I've tried resetting my router to factory, changing my router, using a wired connection instead of wifi, opening up every port I could find, changing my playstations to static IP's and I even tried putting my PS3 in dmz which is strongly advised against because of security threats but even that didn't fucking work.

Frei said to hard reset my system, which I will try once i've backed everything up. All my game data is gets automatically backed up to PS on my ashbee account, but I don't have PS on my shaenne account and I don't have a flash drive to back my shit up. If I reset without backing it up it would be the 3rd time i've had to level up my character in RDR1 and I really don't want to do it again. Plus i'd lose all my gold guns and the only one I trust enough to help me do them again is gabriel and he's MIA.

I'll get a flash drive tomorrow and reset the damn thing. If that doesn't work i'll pay for a god damn static IP through my ISP.

So we have an accounting assistant at the office that recently just started. I actually worked with her for a few years before I took my full time position here 3 years ago, so I can vouch 100x over that she is intelligent, honest, and a very quick learner.  As she's moved along, I've passed on the expense reports for the companies, and one of the GMs is being a total turd.  It honestly is really hard for me to keep my temper in check because I HATE when people treat others poorly or like they are stupid.  All we needed was a copy of a stupid receipt from an EXISTING online account that will take 5 seconds to review.  Instead of just logging in and reproducing the receipt, the GM proceded to go on and on about how she NEVER misses receipts (untrue) and then rather than be accountable and just do what was asked, tried to blame "improper billing"

NO LADY.  It took me 5 minutes with customer service to get a copy and I'm not even on the account. The items were CLEARLY a singular order, not an error in billing, and her name is on the receipt.  She gets the confirmations.  AND SHE IS THE ONE WITH THE COMPANY CREDIT CARD, BE ACCOUNTABLE DARNIT. 

I just don't understand why it had to be so difficult.  Don't treat YOUR TEAM like they are a bunch of idiots and don't be lazy. It is NOT that hard.

I think I need to go run a few laps around the building because I just caaaaaan't. UGH.  deeeeep breaths, nora.

My landlady is a piece of shit and has served me with a Section 21 notice because she's pissed off that I've found a leak which is delaying the sale of my property so I've pulled out of the sale and I'm buying something else.

Way to throw your toys outta' the pram, bitch. I should have a completion date of the end of June which means I'll be able to serve my notice on June 13 AND YOU'LL MISS OUT ON A MONTHS' RENT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE.

Rant over.

Just waiting for my sale memorandum now.

Yaaaaaaay!

I went to the bookstore for fun today, just to see what was available in the English section. I found something I wanted, but when I got to the cashier, I realized that one page was bent and the cover (it was a paperback) was a bit scuffed up. I asked if there's another one in store, because I don't want to drop 16€ on a damaged book, and she said no. I said ''no problem, I'll order online.'' She looked at me like wtf you're not buying it??? but all she said was ''you won't take it?'' with this look on her face... I was like ''nope, thanks'' and I left. Fuck rude people, man.

So I just looked in the e-mail account linked to my internet connection and found an e-mail from my ISP that i'd received on Sunday, basically telling me they're switching to CGNAT and this is going to screw up my nat type and ability to connect to online games.

Oh my fucking god. I literally spent all day yesterday and half the night trying to fix this when all I had to do was read the e-mail and hit up my ISP and they'll fix it for me.

-facepalms so hard my hair falls out-

I could have applied to be removed from the CGNAT switch (you need a "valid reason" to opt out) and have my IP and nat type reverted, but who knows how long that would take. The easiest and fastest way to fix it was to buy a static IP. One click in the app, reboot my router and bam, fixed lol.

H, the guy whose room I rent to do massages, is horrible at communication. He can never text me quickly if he put a client in my schedule. Like is it so hard? Then for today, a couple wanted a massage at the same time, I'm guessing, so we both have a client at the same time. Normally that wouldn't work because we technically use the same room, but it's fine because he can use his gf's room. But then he put hours overlapping mine, even though he has clients before my hours start, and I'm like BRO WTF ARE YOU DOING???

I'm really frustrated with not being able to talk.

Yeah I am 100% done with this bullshit. Finally going to see a doctor tomorrow because it's only getting worse lol. Luke and I went to the supermarket tonight and I remembered something I wanted right as we got to the checkout so I hurried to grab it so I wouldn't keep him waiting too long (we combine grocery money) and I felt like I was gonna pass out when I got back to the checkout.
It's all in my chest as well. Its tight and I can't breathe as well as I should. Plus it goes between a dry cough and a gross one but you can literally hear the cracking in my chest when I breathe.

Luke is going away next weekend for the whole weekend and I've been planning a rdr2 day with some friends, lots of alcohol included. Looks like that probably won't be happening now.

I have an infected salivary gland or something in my face and it HURTS.

My sister has been my best friend for years yet tonight she messaged my fiance saying she wants to ask his advice on something but not to tell me because she doesn't want it going back to our mum :(  I thought she trusted me 100% and knew I would never tell anyone anything she tells me in confidence but apparently not.  He then sent her a message saying he didn't *think* I would say anything so now I'm upset at both of them and sleeping on the sofa tonight.

Well I went to the doctor. Got some antibiotics and this other stuff that is going to help loosen up the junk in my chest so I can hack it up lol. Only downside is it's going to make me cough more than I already am and I seriously don't know if my muscles and my ribs can take it LOL.

A week later and i'm still sick so i'm gonna have to go in for chest xray next week. Fuck my life. And I have a headcold again and it's all in my sinuses and making me feel like shit. Probably the antibiotics. God damn it lol. I'm struggling to remember what it's like to not be sick.

Still sick. Slowly getting better, but still sick.

Sir...you smell. You absolutely [i]reek[/i] of b.o. and it makes my colleagues and I almost puke when we serve you. It makes customers stand back from you in the queue. When you leave the shop, we spray air freshener. I try to avoid serving you because of it.
I don't know if you are unable to smell the stench, have become inured to it and don't smell it anymore, or just don't care about it. Whatever the case, [i]you need to wash your fucking armpits and use deodorant[/i]. Soap is cheap as shit and deodorant is inexpensive too. 

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One thing I loathe about working customer service is stinky customers: the guy up there ^ reeks of body odour, some customers smell musty, like damp clothing left in a pile to go mouldy, or of damp in their homes; at least one older guy reeks of nicotine and his fingers are stained with it; I'm certain his shaggy mane and beard (he looks like a lion) are nicotine yellow. And many customers smell of alcohol (as a non-drinker, the smell of vodka, wine and beer grosses me out). One guy is obese (his love of cider can't help matters) and both smells and has a skin condition (possibly excema). I pity his kids, who have come in with him a few times, because they have to live with the smell. 

Don't be going around saying glitchers and J Stone followers are pieces of shit and then repeatedly ask to use my private sessions. If we're all such trash then you don't need to be using my glitched sessions. Have fun fighting off the dipshits and undesirables in public. Bye felicia.