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JOKE THREAD
 Jaya • Survive The Night August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 27,521 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.  |
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Jaya • Survive The Night August 28th, 2021 4:41:37pm 27,521 Posts |
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. |
 mango 🍑 stay your pretty eyes on course August 28th, 2021 5:31:35pm 2,926 Posts |
Is that BB unit hungry? No, BB-8.  |
Jaya • Survive The Night August 28th, 2021 5:37:49pm 27,521 Posts |
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. |
 `NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 28th, 2021 6:41:58pm 12,807 Posts |
Which bear is the most condescending?  |
Jaya • Survive The Night August 28th, 2021 7:25:17pm 27,521 Posts |
I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 28th, 2021 11:09:32pm 12,807 Posts |
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Jaya • Survive The Night August 29th, 2021 9:01:18am 27,521 Posts |
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke |
 City of Angels - Home of Calamity August 29th, 2021 4:26:15pm 3,999 Posts |
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast  Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
Jaya • Survive The Night August 29th, 2021 6:22:34pm 27,521 Posts |
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me. |
 Binny 🦄 [blitz watching] August 29th, 2021 11:21:16pm 2,913 Posts |
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing |
Jaya • Survive The Night August 30th, 2021 9:03:38am 27,521 Posts |
I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels. |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 30th, 2021 11:34:38am 12,807 Posts |
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. |
 N.aima {نعيمة} ✝️ 🎨 Phenomenal Paints August 31st, 2021 11:16:35am 2,243 Posts |
What do you call a 3-humped camel? Pregnant.  |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 31st, 2021 11:23:31am 12,807 Posts |
RIP, boiled water.. You will be mist. |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity August 31st, 2021 11:26:04am 3,999 Posts |
All of my best jokes are not HP suitable... this thread is hard for me xD What did the police officer say to the belly button?You're under a vest. Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 31st, 2021 11:26:47am 12,807 Posts |
eBay is so useless.. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. |
Jaya • Survive The Night August 31st, 2021 11:26:50am 27,521 Posts |
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:17:34am 12,807 Posts |
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:20:34am 3,999 Posts |
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me. Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:43:13am 12,807 Posts |
Why was 6 afraid of 7. BECAUSE 7 8 9. |
