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JOKE THREAD
 Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 27,523 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.  |
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 City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:44:16am 3,999 Posts |
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
 Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
 `NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:46:16am 12,807 Posts |
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.  |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:47:22am 3,999 Posts |
Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’ Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:48:15am 12,807 Posts |
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?" |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:49:04am 3,999 Posts |
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:49:34am 12,807 Posts |
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he eventually woke up! |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:50:21am 3,999 Posts |
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:51:29am 12,807 Posts |
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't." |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:52:57am 3,999 Posts |
Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic. Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:53:37am 12,807 Posts |
What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him whatever you want, he's still not coming. |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:55:11am 3,999 Posts |
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:55:36am 12,807 Posts |
What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the Galaxy. |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:57:21am 3,999 Posts |
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care. Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 10:58:18am 12,807 Posts |
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose. |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 10:58:53am 3,999 Posts |
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions. Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 11:01:41am 12,807 Posts |
There are three types of people in the world. Those of us who are good at math and those of us who aren't. |
City of Angels - Home of Calamity September 1st, 2021 11:02:41am 3,999 Posts |
Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this... |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 1st, 2021 11:03:27am 12,807 Posts |
Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it lifts their spirits. |
 N.aima {نعيمة} ✝️ 🎨 Phenomenal Paints September 2nd, 2021 1:47:54pm 2,243 Posts |
***WARNING SEVERE DAD JOKE*** My husband just made this up while I was eating macaroni for lunch. "I told her a joke. It went pasta head." *Yes he's a Dad.  |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 2nd, 2021 1:54:27pm 12,807 Posts |
What do you call a fish with no eyes?A fsh |
