Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 

Is that BB unit hungry?

No, BB-8.

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

Which bear is the most condescending?
A PAN-DUH!

I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

• What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.

What do you call a 3-humped camel?

Pregnant.

RIP, boiled water.. You will be mist.

eBay is so useless.. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.

BECAUSE 7 8 9.