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JOKE THREAD
 Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 27,523 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.  |
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 Binx [1] • ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› [-We are like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way-] August 30th, 2022 10:12:39pm 5,074 Posts |
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?  |
 ↬ JADE 🖤 shake those stars from your hair, pretty moonchild August 30th, 2022 10:14:51pm 3,847 Posts |
Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. It was Toadally ribbeting!  |
Binx [1] • ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› [-We are like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way-] August 31st, 2022 11:05:56am 5,074 Posts |
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive September 10th, 2022 8:16:23am 27,523 Posts |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now. |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive March 22nd, 2023 10:12:38am 27,523 Posts |
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 1st, 2023 7:10:10am 27,523 Posts |
What do you call an ant who fights crime? |
 Freia | Vanheim Icicles | June 1st, 2023 7:37:00am 802 Posts |
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.  |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 1st, 2023 7:44:35am 27,523 Posts |
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 2nd, 2023 8:17:31am 27,523 Posts |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? |
Freia | Vanheim Icicles | June 2nd, 2023 8:32:15am 802 Posts |
What's one way we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves. |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 2nd, 2023 8:33:01am 27,523 Posts |
Why did the student eat his homework? |
  Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'allJune 2nd, 2023 2:22:11pm 1,928 Posts |
What is a cat's favorite desert? Micecream!  |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 2nd, 2023 2:25:31pm 27,523 Posts |
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? |
 ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ sJune 3rd, 2023 3:18:00am 4,377 Posts |
"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites." 
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 Lynelle! ♔ Back to Black June 3rd, 2023 3:29:29am 2,013 Posts |
Did you hear the joke about the yoga instructor?
Yah... it's a bit of a stretch. |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 3rd, 2023 3:48:15am 4,377 Posts |
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 3rd, 2023 12:47:12pm 27,523 Posts |
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? |
| Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all June 3rd, 2023 2:29:30pm 1,928 Posts |
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bi-son! |
  Panthera Onca .:. finally moved...catching up D:June 3rd, 2023 2:35:04pm 29,665 Posts |
How do you turn a banana into a vegetable? Step on it - you'll have squash!  |
Binx [1] • ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› [-We are like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way-] June 3rd, 2023 2:35:05pm 5,074 Posts |
I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line. |
