Off Topic > Random > Post Reply
JOKE THREAD
Jaya August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 24,634 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go. |
View Comments < Prev 1... 3 4 5 6 7 ... 9 Next >
ᴏᴀᴋ ♥ ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› ▸𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑃𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 🦋 August 30th, 2022 10:12:39pm 3,987 Posts |
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? |
↬ JADE - TTCG is back! August 30th, 2022 10:14:51pm 3,792 Posts |
Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. It was Toadally ribbeting! |
ᴏᴀᴋ ♥ ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› ▸𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑃𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 🦋 August 31st, 2022 11:05:56am 3,987 Posts |
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. |
Jaya September 10th, 2022 8:16:23am 24,634 Posts |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now. |
Jaya March 22nd, 2023 10:12:38am 24,634 Posts |
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick |
Jaya June 1st, 2023 7:10:10am 24,634 Posts |
What do you call an ant who fights crime? |
Freia |Vanheim Icicles| June 1st, 2023 7:37:00am 560 Posts |
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way. |
Jaya June 1st, 2023 7:44:35am 24,634 Posts |
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? |
Jaya June 2nd, 2023 8:17:31am 24,634 Posts |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? |
Freia |Vanheim Icicles| June 2nd, 2023 8:32:15am 560 Posts |
What's one way we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves. |
Jaya June 2nd, 2023 8:33:01am 24,634 Posts |
Why did the student eat his homework? |
Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Back from the land of the dead June 2nd, 2023 2:22:11pm 1,861 Posts |
What is a cat's favorite desert? Micecream! |
Jaya June 2nd, 2023 2:25:31pm 24,634 Posts |
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? |
ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 3rd, 2023 3:18:00am 3,537 Posts |
"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites." |
Lynelle! ♔ Starting to settle in... June 3rd, 2023 3:29:29am 1,753 Posts |
Did you hear the joke about the yoga instructor?
Yah... it's a bit of a stretch. |
ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 3rd, 2023 3:48:15am 3,537 Posts |
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. |
Jaya June 3rd, 2023 12:47:12pm 24,634 Posts |
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? |
Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Back from the land of the dead June 3rd, 2023 2:29:30pm 1,861 Posts |
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bi-son! |
Panthera Onca .:. The Night Floof 🐆 June 3rd, 2023 2:35:04pm 28,174 Posts |
How do you turn a banana into a vegetable? Step on it - you'll have squash! |
ᴏᴀᴋ ♥ ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› ▸𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑃𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 🦋 June 3rd, 2023 2:35:05pm 3,987 Posts |
I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line. |