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JOKE THREAD
 Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 24,664 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.  |
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  Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Back from the land of the dead June 3rd, 2023 6:41:00pm 1,861 Posts |
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A pig rolled in the mud  |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark June 3rd, 2023 10:38:04pm 24,664 Posts |
What do you call a fake noodle? |
 Eyre ☂ {long live the pioneers} June 3rd, 2023 10:51:30pm 9,807 Posts |
Thought to ponder: What happens when you are scared half to death twice?  |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark June 4th, 2023 7:57:40pm 24,664 Posts |
What did the limestone say to the geologist? |
 ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ sJune 5th, 2023 12:42:13am 3,592 Posts |
How do celebrities stay cool? They have lots of fans. 
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Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark June 5th, 2023 2:26:02pm 24,664 Posts |
What does a cloud wear under a raincoat? |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 5th, 2023 8:00:08pm 3,592 Posts |
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Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark June 6th, 2023 2:24:14pm 24,664 Posts |
What do you call a dinosaur fart? |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 7th, 2023 7:37:23pm 3,592 Posts |
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Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark June 7th, 2023 7:37:52pm 24,664 Posts |
How can you tell a vampire has a cold? |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 8th, 2023 11:25:30pm 3,592 Posts |
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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| Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Back from the land of the dead June 8th, 2023 11:29:21pm 1,861 Posts |
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? Because it was a little horse! |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 8th, 2023 11:35:45pm 3,592 Posts |
I can cut a piece of wood in half by just looking at it. I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
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 goose 🍓 main| it's a boy! June 8th, 2023 11:36:41pm 158 Posts |
what do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY bear ;) |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 8th, 2023 11:41:07pm 3,592 Posts |
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
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goose 🍓 main| it's a boy! June 8th, 2023 11:44:55pm 158 Posts |
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 8th, 2023 11:47:08pm 3,592 Posts |
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
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| Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Back from the land of the dead June 8th, 2023 11:48:54pm 1,861 Posts |
What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat? Thunderwear! |
goose 🍓 main| it's a boy! June 8th, 2023 11:52:05pm 158 Posts |
What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable. |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark June 9th, 2023 11:42:03am 24,664 Posts |
hat was the first animal in space? |
