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 Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 27,523 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.  |
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 10th, 2023 3:55:24pm 27,523 Posts |
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 11th, 2023 7:38:34pm 27,523 Posts |
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? |
  ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ sJune 12th, 2023 9:15:19pm 4,377 Posts |
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels. 
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 12th, 2023 10:13:47pm 27,523 Posts |
What did the banana say to the dog? |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 13th, 2023 7:26:56pm 4,377 Posts |
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 13th, 2023 7:29:07pm 27,523 Posts |
What kind of tree fits in your hand? |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 13th, 2023 7:35:32pm 4,377 Posts |
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 13th, 2023 7:45:46pm 27,523 Posts |
How does a cucumber become a pickle? |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 14th, 2023 9:49:35pm 27,523 Posts |
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
 Binx [1] • ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› [-We are like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way-] June 16th, 2023 10:58:54am 5,074 Posts |
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 16th, 2023 9:00:52pm 27,523 Posts |
What do you think of that new diner on the moon? |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 18th, 2023 8:44:26pm 27,523 Posts |
What kind of haircuts to bees get? |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 18th, 2023 8:46:00pm 4,377 Posts |
"What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 18th, 2023 8:46:45pm 27,523 Posts |
What did the little corn say to the mama corn? |
 Lynelle! ♔ Back to Black June 18th, 2023 8:58:27pm 2,013 Posts |
Did you hear the joke about the yoga instructor? It was a bit of a stretch. |
Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 19th, 2023 9:00:36pm 27,523 Posts |
Knock knock! |
  Panthera Onca .:. finally moved...catching up D:June 21st, 2023 6:29:24pm 29,665 Posts |
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is out there walking around in their socks.  |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 21st, 2023 8:25:31pm 4,377 Posts |
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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Jaya • Every move that we make is a bid to survive June 22nd, 2023 8:11:09am 27,523 Posts |
What did the big flower say to the little flower? |
| ɹ o ʇ ǝ l l ǝ ʞ s June 22nd, 2023 7:59:04pm 4,377 Posts |
The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments. They say I have an “outstanding balance.”
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