Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it! 

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

What do you call an old snowman?
Water. 

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A little plaque.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

"Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb."

What is a pony’s favorite juice?
She really likes lemon-neigh’d.

"I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes?

Open toad sandals.

What do duck hunters like to snack on?

Cheese and quackers!

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

• What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.

Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover up his butt quack.

• Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.